before vs. after

Before marriage

He: yes! i've been waiting for this moment!
She: do you want to leave me?
He: no! Don't even think about it!
She: do you love me?
He: of course! over & over!
She: have you ever cheated on me?
He: no! why are you even asking that?
She: will you kiss me?
He: every chance i get.
She: will you hit me?
He: are you crazy? i'm not that kind of person.
She: can i trust you?
He: yes...
She: darling!

After marriage

Just read it from bottom to top

my dad actually sent this to me. hahahaha